Momentary genius, and attempts to capture it.

No, readers, the Brown Note is not discussing his 24-hour state of being. Of course, The Brown Note could expound on that subject for hours.

Hey, wait, why is Dennis Rodman on CNN discussing politics? Isn't he a former NBA player who had his own reality show and was married to, then eventually battered, Carmen Electra? Give me the clicker!!

Anyhow, as much as The Brown Note KNOWS you would LOVE to hear The Brown Note discuss his own excellency, this, sadly, is not a manifesto about that.This, lovely readers, is a record of all the fabulous things the Brown Note hears everyday. The finest moments in life are the moments of accidental and beautiful hilarity, and the Brown Note has been blessed with them in abundance. Maybe it's because The Brown Note surrounds himself with awesome fuckin' people.

Whatever the reason, The Brown Note appreciates these moments and fellows very much, and offers this tribute of digital immortalization:

"Hey Malone, where is Holland? Is it in Germany?" - James Myers

"Don't ask me any questions, baby. There is no 'Y' in 'penis'" - (name withheld to protect the innocent)

"I don't mind you coming here... And wasting all my lube, lubey, lube (sung to the tune of The Cars' 'Just What I Needed') - Josh Thompson

"It's really true. Men are dogs. We're dogs because we are stupid and loyal and just want to be touched. But women, women are cats. They will dodge and avoid you if you try to pet them, but if you don't want them around, they will rub against your leg and purr." - Eaden Isaacs

"I'm not afraid of anything. The only time I've ever been afraid is when my wife found out I was cheating. I dealt with that, so now I don't have to be afraid of shit!!" - (name withheld to protect the innocent)

Brown Note: "Hey man, why are girls so much better than dudes at Dr. Mario? I mean, it's a game about logic. Girls shouldn't be good at it."

James Myers: "Yeah, but you have to understand, it's also a game about cleaning."

The Brown Note has recently started carrying paper and pen with him everywhere he goes, in order to capture fabulous moments just like this. Hopefully, it will help improve these somewhat mundane entries by helping The Brown Note remember details, therefore making this whole business more interesting.


Top 5 songs of the moment:

5) Cleopatra's Cat - Spin Doctors
4) Farewell - Boris
3) Where the Bee Sucks, So Suck I - Harvey Milk
2) I'll Finish You Off - Melvins
1) Electric Flower - Melvins

Thank you for reading, readers.